Convenience Store Robbers Prove Today’s Criminals Are Downright Dumb

Long time members of the nation’s police forces claim that the criminal class has really dumbed down from former generations. The most recent example of this stupidity comes to us from our neighbors to the north. It seems a man and a woman attempted an armed robbery in a convenience store in Alberta (yes, it’s a big province), and well…

Long story short … the cop busts out his taser to take down the guy. Meanwhile, his female friend tries to make a clean escape by running into the stockroom and climbing through the ceiling — y’know, ‘Mission: Impossible’ style. She almost made it. Almost.

This entire caper was captured by the store’s surveillance cameras.

Yes, the would-be assailant fell through the ceiling tiles. You’d think most people would know that suspended ceilings do not support much in the way of weight from any side. Guess not.

And the criminal class proves once again that capers need a plan.

About the Author

Cultural Limits
A resident of Flyover Country, Cultural Limits is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, CL writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, CL is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a classically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs.

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