This Man Was Arrested For Sexually Assaulting What!?! WOW!
Police arrested Michael Henson Tuesday night after the 35-year-old was allegedly caught having sex with a parked van.
According to reports,police were called around 8:00 p.m. on a report of a man with his pants down swinging from a stop sign.
When police arrived on the scene, they found an intoxicated Henson walking down the street wearing nothing but black gym shorts and shoes.
After taking him into custody, they talked with the woman who called the police. She told them that she watched Henson pull down his pants and place his junk into the front grill of a parked van across the street.
The woman said she called 911 after Henson finished raping the van and passed out in a nearby yard.
Henson was arrested and charged with public indecency. He is currently being held in the Montgomery County jail on $2,500 bond.
Henson joins a long list of men featured on Dreamin’ Demon who’ve gotten into trouble for having sex with inanimate objects, including dead people, patio furniture, a stuffed animal inside Walmart, a Jesus statue, a Teddy bear, cow shit, swiss cheese, a beer mug and — my personal favorite — a dead deer.
H/T Dreamin’ Demon