Prostitutes Form Feminist Support Group 4 Hillary…Just Watch

Bunny Ranch

Feminism as defined by Madeleine Albright – women supporting women – has helped launch a brand new support group full of women who are backing Hillary Clinton for President in 2016.  These ladies of the night are quite proud to be able to lend their voices to the cacophony of females who are pulling for Hillary Clinton to be the next president of the United States.  They are the sex workers (legal prostitutes) at the Bunny Ranch outside of Carson City, Nevada, and they think the Hilldebeast is, well, all that.

“As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier,” the website reads. “The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will.”

Sure.  Well, really, what the bunnies themselves really want is for Obamacare to carry on as advertised.  See, the 500 or so sex workers who service the customers at the Bunny Ranch, and similar properties owned and operated by Dennis Hof, are TECHNICALLY private contractors and therefore are not eligible for employer provided healthcare, a necessity in their line of work.

And so this group of women is calling themselves “Hookers 4 Hillary.”  The Guardian was kind enough to venture to the Bunny Ranch and talk to some of the fallen for us.  Watch:

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When it comes down to it, there can be some sympathy for the contractor, and respect for the pure capitalism involved with the cash for services rendered transaction, even if a return to “supply side economics” is not desired.  After all, Economics 101 is pretty difficult and these women don’t realize that they are living concept.  However, the nature of the business is such that constant medical care of the workers is necessary.  And THAT is what these hookers are really looking for as free as possible from Hillary.

Well, that, and social acceptance of their lifestyle that has been rejected as not good for society since the dawn of civilization, long before Christianity invited the women back into the fold so long as they went forth and sinned no more.  There are hints that these women are looking for full societal sanction rather than being on fringes of what is considered wholesome.   Seriously, once gay “marriage” and pedophilia are considered mainstream, prostitution should be next, right?

So Hillary picked up a few fans in the Nevada Desert at a place known as the Bunny Ranch.  Who knows, she might actually consider that to be a boon.  As of now, the Bunnies are preparing Nevada caucuses.  Have a good time, out there!

I guess that’s the difference between Texas and Nevada.  Chickens vs. Bunnies.  For people born after 1980, please look up Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, and Dolly Parton.  All will be made clear.

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Cultural Limits
A resident of Flyover Country, Cultural Limits is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, CL writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, CL is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a classically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs.