This writer walked past one of her siblings who was busy, as usual, reading email or playing some game on an electronic device.
Me: What are you playing NOW?
Sib: I’m managing Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Sib: See it’s this app about managing Hillary Clinton’s emails. Oh, look, I just lost $17 million.
After stopping to consider that some creative entrepreneur out there created a whole app that certainly sounds like fun regarding keeping track of Hillary’s emails, this writer went to the old computer and looked up “iPhone app Managing Hillary Clinton’s emails.” A game from June did come up and had good reviews, but I knew that wasn’t what I was looking for. No, the app in question is called, “Capitol HillAwry“. It is a creation of Base10 Technology Solutions LLC, and was allowed to be published at Apple after protest thanks to a Breitbart report. At this writing, unfortunately, the game is not available on Android, just iPhone and iPad. 🙁
From the iTunes Store Description:
Further into the description, the user is assured that all emails in question, at least the classified ones, are taken from the declassified and released emails from the State Department. David Ross, a Woody Award winning satirist provided the rest of the material. There are also side games that wipe Hillary’s server and “take down Bernie Sanders.”
67 people rated the app with an average of five stars. Comments all tell of the brutality of the emails that must be read, and the reality that now there is at least one game out there that is equal time considering the number of anti-Trump apps. (Along those lines, when searching for the game on iTunes, it is a good idea to actually type in “Capitol HillAwry” rather than sorting through the political apps. There are so many pro-Hillary ones out, it was difficult to find.) There are those who talk about just how hilarious the actual emails are, and just how much money is being thrown around.
So, gaming fans, here is a snapshot of what the screen looks like. (Don’t blame me for how small this is. It’s a screenshot from iTunes.)