A Stocking Stuffer For The Ladies: The Banana Bunker, Protection For Easily Damaged Fruit

Banana-Bunker

It’s never too early to start shopping for the banana lovers in your life.  Thanks to Yankee ingenuity and Americans having entirely too much stuff, you too, as well as the people you love, can have your very own Banana Bunker.  (How to assemble, stuff and use your Banana Bunker video here.)  For the color coordinated among us, Banana Bunkers come in a variety delightful hues.  Flesh shades are not available at this time.

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While the primary purpose of this nifty little case is to keep actual bananas from being crushed in briefcases and bookbags, it is more than likely clever humans can find other uses as well.  It’s the sort of thing one doesn’t usually talk about out loud, though.  However, in an oversexed America, visitors to the Groupon page made it very clear why this banana protector is perfect for the ladies:

Banana Bunker conversation

Supplies are limited, so order your Banana Bunker today.  The ladies in your life will thank you.

H/T – Distractify

About the Author

Cultural Limits
A resident of Flyover Country, Cultural Limits is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, CL writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, CL is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a classically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs.