You can’t make this stuff up. Â We’re in debt up to our eyeballs and the US Department of Agriculture is issuing grants to help crazy people market alpaca poop in biodegradable tea bags as fertilizer.
Ain’t that the $#@!.
I have nothing against alpacas. Â One of my favorite sweaters is alpaca, and I’m sure their dung is plenty potent as fertilizer goes, but given the immense budget deficits and spending cuts to our defense forces, any cash devoted to grants for eccentric farmers and their marketing efforts really needs to be redirected.