[Watch] MRCTV Tells Us What Kind Of Crap The USDA Issued A Federal Grant To Market


You can’t make this stuff up.  We’re in debt up to our eyeballs and the US Department of Agriculture is issuing grants to help crazy people market alpaca poop in biodegradable tea bags as fertilizer.

Ain’t that the $#@!.

I have nothing against alpacas.  One of my favorite sweaters is alpaca, and I’m sure their dung is plenty potent as fertilizer goes, but given the immense budget deficits and spending cuts to our defense forces, any cash devoted to grants for eccentric farmers and their marketing efforts really needs to be redirected.

About the Author

Cultural Limits
A resident of Flyover Country, Cultural Limits is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, CL writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, CL is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a classically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs.