Simple-Minded Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Give Obama As Much Power As He Wants


Reinforcing the stereotypical perception that blondes are not very bright, Actress Gwyneth tripped all over herself in sycophantic stupefaction as she introduced the man who is destroying America in a fundraiser she held in her California home on Thursday.

On hand to witness her semi-public display of groveling subservience were her children as well as many of her fellow fascists in the movie industry. Obama can’t find the time to visit the crumbling remnants of the nearby Mexican border or the Tijuana prison where Sgt Tahmooressi is being held, but Paltrow is waving cash under his nose, so it’s a date.

Ticket prices started at $1,000 to attend the reception and $15,000 to eat with his majesty. Before the dinner Paltrow gushed, “I am one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest.” Those are words she has likely never heard any movie-goers direct towards her.

In language she should not have used in front of the children, Paltrow opined “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power he needs to pass the things he needs to pass.”

That’s it. Send this dim bulb to North Korea so she can get a glimpse of America under Obama’s absolute power. Paltrow wasn’t done, though. In a display of just how out of touch with the real world she is, Paltrow longed to go back to the days of working for union scale, saying Obama’s faux campaign for equal pay was “very important to me as a working mother.”

In an industry where one is paid largely in relationship to the return expected from movie goers, Paltrow might want to evaluate the true reasons for any pay disparity from a more capitalistic, less socialist perspective. Whatever she’s being paid over scale, it’s already too much.

The gushing Paltrow concluded her remarks and as she handed Obama the microphone, she told him, “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.”

Two words to take care of that problem, Gwyneth: obamacare and eyeglasses.

Rick Wells is a conservative writer who recognizes that our nation, our Constitution and our traditions are under a full scale assault from multiple threats. Please “Like” him on Facebook, “Follow” him on Twitter or visit